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Ford Freestyle Haters Club

Post by piratepress » Wed May 08, 2013 6:07 pm

In the style of the "Little Rascals" He-Man Women Haters Club, I've decided to declare myself president of the "Ford Freestyle Haters Club". In so doing, I've also appointed Africa_FS_07 as my Vice-President. The only requirement for joining this prestigious club is that you must possess a Freestyle with a CVT that is either presently broken or has broken in the past. I will be eagerly awaiting the avalanche of submissions.

P.S. Yes, this is a joke. Despite what some may believe, I do have a sense of humor. :lol:
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Post by nightflyer » Wed May 08, 2013 7:52 pm

Do I qualify since mine is a** backwards with a previously blown engine and a near indestructible CVT? :lol:
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Re: Ford Freestyle Haters Club

Post by knowitall » Thu May 09, 2013 6:13 am

I don't think africa man will qualify as he has not verified that his has broken.

Also I think your club icon should be a helicopter. :lol:

p.s. Africa man will have a guest writer (jaunty75) appear every now and then.

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Re: Ford Freestyle Haters Club

Post by piratepress » Thu May 09, 2013 8:10 am

nightflyer wrote:Do I qualify since mine is a** backwards with a previously blown engine and a near indestructible CVT? :lol:
Sure, the more the merrier! Misery loves company. :mrgreen:
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Post by piratepress » Thu May 09, 2013 8:13 am

knowitall wrote:Also I think your club icon should be a helicopter. :lol:
Good idea, I'll talk to the Webmaster about getting one of those!
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Post by dieKatze88 » Thu May 09, 2013 11:12 am

Can we join if 2 days after buying one with a working bench, the bench failed?

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Re: Ford Freestyle Haters Club

Post by HorsepowerJunkie » Thu May 09, 2013 2:33 pm

The Freestyle haters club mascot...

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Post by Africa_FS_07 » Fri May 10, 2013 4:23 am

Thank you, mr Piratepress, what a great honor bestowed on me, what a great idea! :lol:

I foresee Success for this club, HUGE membership prospect…….if you look across the topics on the forum and the interwebs generally lately, there’s been more and more reports of these Trans crapping out in the last One year….and rising….

Just one wee suggestion from me (could be ignored though):

I think (aarg, I hate to agree with ”that man” for once :oops: ), we should name the Club ”THE FORD HELICOPTER CLUB”, since we do not really hate the car but just so disappointed with its CVT.

I wish Jaunty75 was here, he’d be a great Guest Writer – though his CVT did not fail before he traded the car (aarg, again I hate to agree with ”that man”!!! :shock: ).

one man is NEVER welcomed though……the chauvinist Tradosaurus! :P

OH, one last thing……..i’m SO SURE we’d have the pleasure of mr knowitall’s membership this year……destined to happen this year without a doubt since he's had such a great time having rampant joy reading (and mocking) our CVT miseries!!! :P
i wonder who "Voodoo Bob of the Dead Poets Society" is hounding now.....:mrgreen:

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Post by knowitall » Fri May 10, 2013 7:41 am

Africa_FS_07 wrote:Thank you, mr Piratepress, what a great honor bestowed on me, what a great idea! :lol:

I foresee Success for this club, HUGE membership prospect…….if you look across the topics on the forum and the interwebs generally lately, there’s been more and more reports of these Trans crapping out in the last One year….and rising….

Just one wee suggestion from me (could be ignored though):

I think (aarg, I hate to agree with ”that man” for once :oops: ), we should name the Club ”THE FORD HELICOPTER CLUB”, since we do not really hate the car but just so disappointed with its CVT.

I wish Jaunty75 was here, he’d be a great Guest Writer – though his CVT did not fail before he traded the car (aarg, again I hate to agree with ”that man”!!! :shock: ).

one man is NEVER welcomed though……the chauvinist Tradosaurus! :P

OH, one last thing……..i’m SO SURE we’d have the pleasure of mr knowitall’s membership this year……destined to happen this year without a doubt since he's had such a great time having rampant joy reading (and mocking) our CVT miseries!!! :P
I know tradosaurus. And to mock such a great man with such great wisdom is a travesty. You should do some type of Anglican penance for your misdeeds african man. We could only hope to walk in this man's shadow some day. :P

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Re: Ford Freestyle Haters Club

Post by knowitall » Fri May 10, 2013 7:53 am

HorsepowerJunkie wrote:The Freestyle haters club mascot...

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Post by piratepress » Fri May 10, 2013 8:13 am

Africa_FS_07 wrote:I think (aarg, I hate to agree with ”that man” for once :oops: ), we should name the Club ”THE FORD HELICOPTER CLUB”, since we do not really hate the car but just so disappointed with its CVT.
I think that is a great idea! "THE FORD HELICOPTER CLUB" it is!
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Re: Ford Freestyle Haters Club

Post by HorsepowerJunkie » Fri May 10, 2013 2:22 pm

knowitall wrote:
HorsepowerJunkie wrote:The Freestyle haters club mascot...

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The pink pony just seems more fitting somehow. :lol:

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Re: Ford Freestyle Haters Club

Post by knowitall » Fri May 10, 2013 2:26 pm

HorsepowerJunkie wrote:
knowitall wrote:
HorsepowerJunkie wrote:The Freestyle haters club mascot...

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The pink pony just seems more fitting somehow. :lol:
Only if you have been sniffing too much brake fluid. :lol:

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Re: Ford Freestyle Haters Club

Post by Africa_FS_07 » Sat May 11, 2013 12:35 am

knowitall wrote:I don't think africa man will qualify as he has not verified that his has broken.

Also I think your club icon should be a helicopter. :lol:
well, almost broken.....roughly eating itself out loudly....limp mode activates very often.

er, can you please make us a picture of a Freestyle with Helicopter rotors on the roof? lets see what it would look like for a logo.
i wonder who "Voodoo Bob of the Dead Poets Society" is hounding now.....:mrgreen:

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